How I C it

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cinnamonpipo:

lol!

Your wedding is one of the best days of your life because it’s the day you realize ‘I finally have the thing I need to be happy’. And then you forget.

So then what happens is, instead of waking up every morning and shouting ‘somebody loves me’, you start looking around and thinking ‘what do I want now? What’s the next thing I need to be happy?’

So you look and you look and you keep thinking you’ve found it but nothing works. And the reason that nothing works is because that hole in your heart that you’re trying to fill is already filled. You just forgot.

Don’t ever forget. Always remember how much you wanted to be loved and how much you are loved. And I think if you can do that - and it isn’t easy - you will stop looking and realize you already are happy.

Lynette Scavo, Desperate Housewives 8.23 “Finishing The Hat” (via shemadehimwaffles)

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The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch

Whovians:
You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC:
Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians:
You know who has to do it
BBC:
Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians:
You know who.
BBC:
It's just fiction.
Whovians:
You know who.
BBC:
But this series is not that important as-
Whovians:
You know.
BBC:
But-
Whovians:
Or the world will explode
BBC:
...What?
Whovians:
It's time law BBC.
BBC:
...
Whovians:
It's the law of the universe.
BBC:
....
Whovians:
There will be a crack in time.
BBC:
I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians:
The Doctor will come
BBC:
But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians:
It's written in history.
BBC:
But the Queen-
Whovians:
Will not be amused.

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professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

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travvygee:

timemachinestudios:

chipped.

swag.

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whambamthankyoum-am:

bowieslut:

atimetodanceatimetosmile:

i-am-a-slumberbatch:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I don’t think I have laughed so much in months xD

Every time, without fail, Tumblr presents me with the most amazing things…when I’m on an airplane.

I love you, Tumblr.

IM ABOUT TO DIE I CANT BREATHE HIS VOICE

GURL LOOK AT DAT BODY GUURL. AY AY AY WORK OUT. 

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