“Your wedding is one of the best days of your life because it’s the day you realize ‘I finally have the thing I need to be happy’. And then you forget.
So then what happens is, instead of waking up every morning and shouting ‘somebody loves me’, you start looking around and thinking ‘what do I want now? What’s the next thing I need to be happy?’
So you look and you look and you keep thinking you’ve found it but nothing works. And the reason that nothing works is because that hole in your heart that you’re trying to fill is already filled. You just forgot.
Don’t ever forget. Always remember how much you wanted to be loved and how much you are loved. And I think if you can do that - and it isn’t easy - you will stop looking and realize you already are happy.
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Lynette Scavo, Desperate Housewives 8.23 “Finishing The Hat” (via shemadehimwaffles)
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I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I don’t think I have laughed so much in months xD
Every time, without fail, Tumblr presents me with the most amazing things…when I’m on an airplane.
I love you, Tumblr.
IM ABOUT TO DIE I CANT BREATHE HIS VOICE
GURL LOOK AT DAT BODY GUURL. AY AY AY WORK OUT.
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